So it is SHARK WEEK  on the Discovery Channel and my human is ecstatic.  SHARK FANATIC!  It is like, sooo annoying! Sure I see the fascination – but I’m trying get some attention here! PAY MORE ATTENTION TO ME!!! LESS ATTENTION TO THE FINNED ONES!!!

Let’s look at some facts Human… see why I am superior to your Shark Week Water Critters!!!  I will compare myself to the mother of all sharks… THE GREAT WHITE SHARK.

THE GREAT WHITE SHARK  vs.  THE GREAT BLACK DOG

EATING:  Sharks make a mess, blood and carcass parts whipping all over the place – just plain SLOBS… and they don’t clean it all up! The Lanther plows into his food bowl and spills a bit of kibble here and there… BUT he cleans up every morsel to fall outside the feeding zone like a Dyson vacuum!!!

MOBILITY: Sharks swim in the ocean with speed and agility with their sleek streamlined bodies.  The Lanther bounds across dry land and through brush with speed and agility (with his equally sleek streamlined body)… PLUS he surfs ocean waves and swims with the intensity of a Navy Seal on a mission to destroy!!!

WEAPONRY: Sharks have rows of razor sharp teeth (that fall out constantly) and jaws that crush.  The Lanther has one row of teeth (that stay in place) and jaws that crush… PLUS a SECRET WEAPON one has to see to believe!!! I present to you… the MEGA TONGUE!!!

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THE GREAT BLACK DOG RULZ SUPREME!!! AWOOO!!!