The Humans are doing something called a “yard sale” today. WHAT?!!! Selling my yard?!!! Are they insane?!!! It’s MINE!!! I bark people away from it daily!!! I mark the perimeter frequently!!! Wait, am I on Punk’d? Ashton? ASHTON!!! Come out now I know you’re behind this!!!

Humans! I am spending the day at the resort and spa having a couple playgroups with my fellow woofers, and swimming in the salt water pool. All I have to say is that my yard better be there when I get home – or else I’ll do to you what I did to this jumbo tennis ball!