If a dog is kissed in the forest and no one is around to hear it, does it make a sound?

My human took me hiking in the forest recently.  No one was around so I got some really fun off-leash time.  There was a few random mountain bikers and hikers… but I was too busy sniffing and marking everything to be bothered with them.

I got to see lots of trees and streams and lakes… and little bridges!!!  The Human even brought water along just for me!  I think she loves me… but uck… she’s always kissing and slobbering on me!!!